Chris Bio:

Chris Crantz was born 19 May, 1974 in Arlington, TX. Every night of '74 and '75 required his parents to play the entire album Rocky Mountain High in order to get him to go to sleep. If he woke up at any point, they would try to play his favorite song (Rocky Mountain High) but since it was the last track on the album, they were always forced to listen to the whole album again. This did have its benefits, as he was given a brother that is 23 months younger.

His working class neighborhood was wired for Cable TV and he was able to experience a 1 year old MTV, changing the course of his life forever. Having a wide repertoire of musical influences ranging from the Cirle Jerks to Debbie Gibson or from John Denver to Ministry, Chris brings...something. It may or may not glow in the dark.

He likes long walks on the beach and relaxing with loved ones. His favorite meal is Chicken Fried Steak and Eggs (sunny side up) for breakfast. His favorite beverage is chocolate milk (True Moo whole) but his body has grown to disagree with his mouth.